Healthy Scalp & Healthful Love

Hi,

I hope all is progressing well.

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Do you have an allergy, to an oil?

Don’t let your head spoil!

Every scalp, hair follicle, hair strand,

may differ in needs, environmentally,

what may one come to find from land to land,

coconut, sesame,

almond, jaborandi,

moringa, amla,

bhringraj, argan,

olive, how helpful might be a lipid?

overnight, with a shower, as a conditioner—what’s best?

Why, you’re in control of your life, research, and test.

A Sociologist is sitting in a Podiatrist’s office with a stern face forming, after exchanging niceties and the Podiatrist speaks, “Why do you bring yourself here today? In your profile, you only write, feet, and that you’ll only speak directly to the doctor.” The Sociologist responds,

“I’m a Dating Coach. I am a Sociologist of love.” The Podiatrist observes as the Sociologist’s shoes drop, clopping to the ground, and continues to listen to the Sociologist speaking, “Are corns contagious? One of my clients tells me, a dater doesn’t want to date anymore because the ability to grow corns is genetic. The dater doesn’t even want to touch anything that looks like a corn vegetable. How do my feet look? Isn’t a corn a fruit?” The Podiatrist responds,

“Your feet look fine. A routine checkup is a good way to build and monitor a health history, however you choose to, organizing health details. Wearing proper fitting socks and shoes may prevent corns and calluses.” The Sociologist responds as though from deep pondering,

“How do I tell my beautiful and handsome clients to respond to: ‘If I want claws on an animal, I’ll buy an animal, I don’t want to date a pet animal for life and love. I’m a mammal, but I’m not that wild,’ or ‘I don’t want to feel like I’m always living with a nail sticking out around me, whenever you bring your hammertoes out. I feel like you’re biologically-subconsciously trying to be extra, trying to be multi-functional’?” The Podiatrist sighs, responding,

“I’m sorry to hear that potentially amazing relationships don’t go the distance of amazing because of a whim, a choice, a health decision that may be minor—long term. Still, you may offer solutions, treatment options as well as information, that one of your clients may use on a date with a foot watcher of romance. Do many of your clients experience similar situations?” The Sociologist responds,

“27% of 369 of my clients, all with similar situations. I’ll appreciate any help you can give. I’ll pay you, not just for this appointment, of course, separately.” The Podiatrist responds,

“Sure, let’s connect. I have pamphlets in the office. If you find anything helpful, take it, and we’ll talk more later.” After an exchanging of contact information and a taking of pamphlets, the Sociologist stops before leaving, to speak,

“Thank you so much. Why become a Podiatrist?” The Podiatrist chuckles responding,

“My partner’s feet in college—ugh—a running joke is my reason for ensuring my life is more purposeful. I go from not declaring a major to majoring in Health Science, then Podiatric-Medicine programming. The life you choose, is the life you live, and I am loving the life I’m living. Why become a Sociologist of love?” On the way out of the Podiatrist’s office, the Sociologist responds,

“Because good love, good loving, is necessary in and for the progressing world at large, and I’m trying to answer a couple of questions: How is the progressing universe, full of thriving good loving, to be? How will the progressing universe so, progress?"

Onward and Upward,

Kevin Dufresne