Saline

Hi,

I hope all is progressing well.

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Saline please,

I don’t want a nose bleed or damage to my nasal cavity,

I don’t want an infection or a hole in my septum,

I’m staying disease free, I’m not a bore, I don’t want a nose sore.

Picking for a booger is an unnecessary chore,

Not doing so is not a thing I’ll deplore.

In passing, an undergraduate Philosophy major overhears Museology majors discussing the only nearby excavation site as a potential portal to discovering life to advance life. The undergraduate Philosophy major decides to visit the excavation site on a weekday with no classes. Upon arriving at the excavation site, the undergraduate Philosophy major encounters an Anthropologist, an Archaeologist, and a Paleontologist in conversation. The Anthropologist, Archaeologist, and Paleontologist look toward the undergraduate Philosophy major who greets them with a formal introduction then asks, “Have you come to discover life to advance life?”

The Archaeologist responds, “Yes, materials of everyday life of varying cultures prove cross cultural constancies in life.”

The Anthropologist answers, “Yes, life is full of many components to understand considering a random timeline of discovery contributing to how living organisms may navigate futures more intelligently, responsibly, and, hopefully, more enjoyably, peacefully.”

The Paleontologist nods, answering, “Hey, without discovering fossils, do you think a film like Jurassic Park will exist? What about Fossil Pokémon like Kabutops and Kabuto? Can’t you play Pokémon on a Nintendo Advance? What about you? Are you discovering life to advance life?”

The undergraduate Philosophy major answers, “Yes, I think so, by asking you, by trying to.”

Onward and Upward,

Kevin Dufresne